My kingdom for a beer

Twofold brewdog beer on board

I drink, therefore I‘m bored again

I double down, I drink and drown

And drive myself to doldrums‘ den

And there I learn

To write my woes

And wear my worded wings to spread

I fly to utter misery

And then return, so free, but dead

And in those beers I find a thought

I never had before

I write it down and make it rhyme

And rush it to the store

I‘m paid in likes, the highest price

I‘m cursed to be a meek buffoon

I spent my last 10 bucks on beer

My salary is coming soon